I have an idiot for a mom and an asshole for a dad. I must have done some serious shit on my past life.
Im thinking I might be Hitler. In that case, I deserved these.
My mom decided its about time my dad take some of the responsibilities he neglected to her. Like for instance: paying my tuition fee. She came up with this stupid plan of making my dad believe that she wasn’t gonna send any money for us, in the hope that my dad would actually care enough to shoulder it. But of course, my very loving mom will be sending us money without my dad knowing, just in case. I call it stupid because living with my dad for 20 years I know the way he thinks. And my mom living with him for at least 30 years, she should know that he’s wise enough to know that she won’t risk her very loving daughter’s education.
But then, what the hell, my mom wants it, so why not give it a try?
I haven’t talked to my dad for the past few days in the fear that I might say or do anything that might ruin mom’s act. I also think that it’s a good way to let him know that I am so cursing him. Anyway, a few days ago, my mom textd me saying she already sent the money. The thing is, she sent it to this account my dad holds. (see what I mean? Idiot:mom) so I have to make a plan to sneak the card out of the house, withdraw the money, and put in my own account. I couldn’t do it in the afternoon becoz my dads home that time, I couldn’t do it in the evening either becoz the bank would be close then. See how my mom has successfully further complicated my already-complicated life? But being the loving daughter that I am, I was still able to came up with a plan: take the money home at night, then put in the bank the next day. (this may sound simple but I was hesitant because I wasn’t comfortable bringing a large sum of money riding a tricycle. Alone)
And then she did the most stupidest thing ever: she called. My brother answered the fon while I was at the laundry and I knew at once it was her because my bother said “ oh ma!”. Right away my dad was all ears, and my stupid brother made it even more obvious by shouting “bing, c mama”(god!! It think it actually runs in our family!!) She was nagging me about why I haven’t textd her back, while my dad was just beside me. I couldn’t tell her that the big monster was home, and I couldn’t say anything but “oo” & “wala pa”. Finally she asked if my dad was home and I said yes. She said goodbye right away.
Well there goes my mom’s stupid plan. Even though my dad didn’t hear a thing about the money, I think you and I both know that my dad knew what it was all about.
When I die, ill have the biggest smile on my face during my wake. And yeah, don’t mourn for me, id probably be the happiest gurl in the world.
Currently listening to: got wat u need
Currently feeling: off
